The Lord Dubya's Prayer

Our Father, Who art in Washington,
hallowed be Thy middle initial,
Thy mandate come, Thy will be done,
in blue states as it is in Crawford.

Give us this day our daily tax break,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we excoriate those who even appear as if they might trespass against us.

And lead us not into fiscal discipline,
but deliver us from having to deal with the hoi-poloi,
for Thine is the White House, the Courts and the Fox Newsroom,
forever and ever. Amen.